Hey. So I got a question. Do you wanna have a slumber-party in my basement?
Maybe I’ve been living under a rock up here in Connecticut. I was Google-ing lyrics for Ke$ha’s Your Love is My Drug (I couldn’t tell if she says “I like your beard” or “I like your beer” at the end of the song, both options are odd) and I stumbled across this piece of news from January! Who knew that Paris Hilton was the reason that Ke$ha got her start in the music biz?! Not I!
Ke$ha’s hippie, meditation-loving (and surprisingly normal) family appeared on an episode of the The Simple Life where Nicole Richie and Paris stayed at Ke$ha’s house in Nashville. I am completelty shocked that Ke$ha has a family, let alone a home! I always thought she was raised by wolves. Or gypsys. Who knows, she frightens me.
Yikes!
It makes complete sense that Paris and Ke$ha clicked when they met on the show. Rich-Blonde-Skank meets Wannabe Rich-Blonde-Skank. A match made in heaven! Actually, judging by the episode, Ke$ha used to be a ginger! This is just getting way too easy to make fun of.
In this episode of The Simple Life, Ke$ha’s mother, “Pebe,” is having man-troubles and Paris and Nicole jump to her rescue and find her a date. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree if you catch my drift:
After becoming Paris’s new BFF, Ke$ha was featured in Flo Rida’s song Right Round and quickly released her debut album, Animal. I knew she was really raised by wolves. The Simple Life episode was just a PR stunt to make us think otherwise. Kidding, of course…
Not only has Ms. Hilton provided us with countless crotch-shots, but now we have Ke$ha to thank her for too.
Hates it.
Not done making fun of Ke$ha yet? Ok good, neither am I. Here is a glimpse in to the tumultuous life of Ke$ha from the smart-folks at The Key of Awesome. Enjoy:
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